If a flytrap could talk, it would say, “For the love of God, don’t tease my traps!” Okay, it might say “Come a little bit closer, Mr Fly” first…but after that, it would definitely implore you to resist the temptation of teasing its traps! 

This seventies-inspired psychedelic design appeals to our particular brand of crazy here at CalCarn, and we hope you love it too! Remember, don’t tease those traps!

This is for all the carnivorous plant obsessed kids who turn into carnivorous plant obsessed adults (like Damon). 

This is a unisex shirt.

Please Read Before Ordering

Each clothing item is made to order just for you and shipped directly from our production partner. As a small business, we’re unable to offer returns or exchanges on apparel at this time.

Please be sure to review the size chart carefully before placing your order. If you’re between sizes or unsure, we recommend sizing up for a more comfortable fit.

Please note: Plants and growing supplies ship separately from our merch and may arrive in a different package at a different time.

Thank you so much for supporting our small business — every order truly means the world to us! 💛

Here’s more specific on this particular shirt including sizing, disclaimers and made to order info;

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide